The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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