Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
ugly people sure do ruin things
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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