Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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