We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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