and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
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