i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Do vagina's smell?
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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