i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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