Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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