i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
My ATM looks so different sober.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
