how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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