What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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