So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
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so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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