is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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