I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Holy shit dude........stairs
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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