i think my tv is drunk
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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