i just wanna soil my oats bro
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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