my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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