I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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