You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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