the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
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He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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