You just made me feel so damn special
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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