Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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