dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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