Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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