And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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