people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
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I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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