Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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