and you said cock pushups were impossible
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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