If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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