I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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