lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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