: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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