Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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