How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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