I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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