I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
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That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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