So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The air was thick with penises
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
