My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
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either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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