Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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