Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
are you so shy because you have an std?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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