around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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