The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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