R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
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