new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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