Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize