Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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