i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
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I wish i was in the wii world.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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