just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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