Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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