he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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