Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
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I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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