i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize