Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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