i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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