Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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