you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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