he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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