i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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