i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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